Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold block lettering reads "STAN

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Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold block lettering reads "STANParents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a