Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing part of a wave of

part of a wave of independent ball clubs chasing the dream outside affiliated baseball

clubs like the Aces gave San Diego its first real claim to the diamond

handlebar mustache

Caulking guns angled like that are doing more legal work than most defense attorneys

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing part of a wave ofNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack