Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:M • matte finish coating

• matte finish coating

Government keeps its word

but can still slice down 40 evildoers with his custom Heckler & Koch P30L with extreme prejudice if you mess with his puppy

this 3 inch patch is easy to add by iron-on

four-way stretch fabric with an all-over digital woodland camouflage print

Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:M • matte finish coatingOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%